1 00:00:01,235 --> 00:00:05,673 Ooh, you gotta start watching "The Guest Book," man! 2 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:08,209 So, last episode, everyone that lives in the town 3 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:09,710 ended up at a party together. 4 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:12,346 The stripper was messing with the old dude she's blackmailing, 5 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:14,415 and he was really sweating in front of his wife. 6 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:15,716 And the cop and the doctor 7 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:17,451 seemed to have hit it off with each other. 8 00:00:17,485 --> 00:00:19,353 So, I can't wait to see what happens with them. 9 00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:21,522 They're out of doughnuts again. 10 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:24,758 Thanks, Joe! 11 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:27,661 ** 12 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:31,065 * Wherever we go 13 00:00:31,099 --> 00:00:33,401 * That's fine by me 14 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:36,304 * We'll settle our bones 15 00:00:36,337 --> 00:00:37,638 * Eventually 16 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:40,341 * Yeah, I need a break, I need a minute * 17 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:43,844 * Just give me one day 18 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:48,616 * Let's get, get, get away 19 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:53,221 ** 20 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:55,323 Tommy: I probably shouldn't be writing in this guest book, 21 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:58,259 but we had such an epic time at your little cabin in the woods 22 00:00:58,292 --> 00:00:59,660 that I just can't help myself. 23 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:03,397 I came up here with my girlfriend, Marla. 24 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:05,633 Marla's the best. 25 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,468 [ Blows air ] 26 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:09,570 Normally, the only vacation we can afford 27 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:12,540 is camping in front of our trailer. 28 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:16,344 Hey. What you watching? 29 00:01:16,377 --> 00:01:17,611 Some old TV show. 30 00:01:17,645 --> 00:01:19,647 It's called "Into the Night with Rick Dees." 31 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,483 I used to watch it when I was a kid. 32 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:23,451 Oh, cool. 33 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:26,120 I like thinking about you as a little kid. 34 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:27,321 I bet you were trouble. 35 00:01:27,355 --> 00:01:29,490 I kicked a mailman in the balls once. 36 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:30,824 -I knew it. -Mmm. 37 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:32,092 But as great as Marla was, 38 00:01:32,126 --> 00:01:35,129 there were two things I wouldn't mind changing. 39 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:37,831 The first thing was, she wouldn't marry me. 40 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:39,533 Hmm? 41 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:41,569 [ Sighs ] Will you stop with that? 42 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,904 You know I don't believe in marriage. 43 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,573 And the second thing... [ Sighs ] 44 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:48,176 She recently discovered crystal meth. 45 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:49,543 [ Snorts ] 46 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:53,914 ** 47 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,684 Hey, did I tell you what happened when I was eating in the shitty diner on Maple? 48 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,252 The shitty one, not the one with the claw machine. 49 00:01:58,286 --> 00:01:59,587 By the way, did you see that somebody 50 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,622 finally got that SpongeBob plushie out of that thing? 51 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,757 I mean, that is $10 in quarters I am never getting back. 52 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:05,326 Anyway, did I tell you what happened when I was eating 53 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:06,694 in that shitty diner on Maple, 54 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:08,762 the shitty one, not the one with the claw machine? 55 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:11,165 Man, did the powder in that baggie make her talk. 56 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:12,733 But with all the weed I smoke, 57 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:15,603 who was I to calculize someone's drug use? 58 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,805 Although, lately, it's been worse than usual. 59 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:20,741 Last week, she got fired from her job as a cocktail waitress 60 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:23,644 for stealing credit cards to trade for drugs. 61 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:25,513 [ Snorting ] 62 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:28,949 ** 63 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,551 Hey, baby. 64 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:32,953 How about this for an idea for a cartoon TV show? 65 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:36,224 A dog marries a squirrel, right? 66 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:40,294 And the whole thing is narrated by a gay popsicle. 67 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:41,862 So, I decided I needed to do something 68 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:43,297 before things got worse. 69 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:45,899 Plus, I was still holing out hope we'd get married one day 70 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:47,568 and, well, I don't know if you've seen 71 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:48,869 what meth does to a person's teeth, 72 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:53,607 but I'd hate for her to lose that cute smile of hers. 73 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:55,643 So I suggested we go on a real camping trip. 74 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,345 I even borrowed my uncle's jet skis 75 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:58,812 so we could ride 'em in the river. 76 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:01,649 And I knew she couldn't score drugs way up in the mountains, 77 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,584 so I was hoping that if she ran out of meth, 78 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:05,919 I'd get my old Marla back. 79 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:09,623 ** 80 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:13,561 [ Exhales deeply, snorts ] 81 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:18,266 Jelly beans! Oh, want me some jelly beans! 82 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:19,533 What up, Lady Fuzz? 83 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:22,770 [ Muzak playing over loudspeaker ] 84 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:36,650 [ Sneakers squeaking ] 85 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:45,726 [ Shoes squeaking ] 86 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:49,697 -Oh, hey. -Oh, hey. 87 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,500 -What you got there? -Oh, this? 88 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:54,535 Oh, just a little over the counter dimethyl ether. 89 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:55,769 It's good removal of warts. 90 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:57,371 Uh, I have a particularly stubborn case -- 91 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:58,806 Never mind, never mind. 92 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:01,442 Forget I -- that was just supposed to be small talk. 93 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:03,511 I thought it was shampoo, and I had a joke ready. 94 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:07,448 Ah. Look, um, I had a good time at that party the other night. 95 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:09,417 I gave you my number... 96 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:11,652 Sure, no, I had fun, too. 97 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:14,955 It's just, you know, I'm not officially divorced yet, so... 98 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:17,057 Uh, sour or classic? 99 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,692 Marla: Tommy! 100 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:20,728 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have brought it up. 101 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,463 If you want to call, you'll call. 102 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:23,964 Or you won't. Whatever, I don't care. Marla: Tommy! 103 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:25,966 It's just that I told my mom I gave you my number, 104 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,835 and now she keeps texting me to see if you -- 105 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:29,870 you know, she's crazy. Not me, I didn't get that gene, 106 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:31,639 but she's just obsesses over every little... Tommy! 107 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:33,474 You know when is said that I didn't care if you called, 108 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:35,376 it doesn't mean that I don't want you to call, all right, 109 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:37,711 Tommy! I just don't want you to think, and it's probably 110 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:39,613 not the right choice of -- I feel like I've been talking a really long time. 111 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:41,682 Well, I-I-I -- I'm sure that I'll call. 112 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:44,352 It's just like I said, it's complicated right now, 113 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:46,620 and I-I-I just need a little time to.... 114 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:48,389 I'm -- I'm sure I will call. 115 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:51,525 Probably, I think. Uh, uh... 116 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:53,994 [ Muzak continues playing ] 117 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:55,363 [ Sighs ] 118 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:56,930 Tommy! 119 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:59,032 -Tommy! -Yeah. 120 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:00,901 [ Laughs ] 121 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:01,769 Look! 122 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,904 Look at these cabins they got up here. 123 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:04,838 We should rent one. 124 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:07,641 I don't want to sleep in the El Camino. 125 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:09,543 I don't have a lot of cash. 126 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:11,011 We don't need cash, baby. 127 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:12,980 I still got all these stolen credit cards, okay? 128 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:15,683 You gotta do it, though, 'cause they all got boys names on them. 129 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:18,051 I'll meet you in the car, okay? 130 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:20,521 Uh, but I already got two strikes. 131 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:21,922 Don't be a pussy. 132 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:29,930 ** 133 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,625 Froggy Cottage looks nice. 134 00:05:57,658 --> 00:05:59,092 That one's not available. 135 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:02,563 Someone broke in and busted the downstairs toilet. 136 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:04,031 Do you want to put this on pause? 137 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:06,567 No, I'll do-si-do my way back in when I'm done. 138 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:07,935 That's square dancing. 139 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:09,437 Totally different animal. 140 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:11,839 That's why you need to pay attention. 141 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,442 I guess I'll take Owl's Retreat. 142 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:15,576 Great. 143 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:16,977 I'll just need a credit card 144 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:19,012 and need to write your name and number in my book. 145 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:22,883 The problem was I was very white 146 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:25,786 and the bar Marla used to work at was very Mexican. 147 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:28,456 When are you gonna get that toilet fixed in Froggy Cottage? 148 00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:31,124 We losing money with that thing just sitting there vacant. 149 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:33,661 Well, I called Steve, but he's in Grantsville, 150 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:35,696 testifying at his nephew's murder trail. 151 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,030 With that stutter, 152 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:40,868 he gonna be on that stand for m-m-m-m-months. 153 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,436 [ Both chuckle ] 154 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:43,804 Here you go. 155 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:48,542 Till you get that toilet fixed... 156 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:50,844 that cabin is just sitting there vacant. 157 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:58,151 Vacant cabin does us no good. 158 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:01,689 Home, sweet home. 159 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:08,361 Since we broke into your cabin 160 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:10,197 in the middle of the night, there wasn't much to do but go to sleep. 161 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:11,865 And thanks to the mountain atmosphere, 162 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:13,834 I slept halfway through the next day. 163 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:21,208 I wish I could say the same about Marla. 164 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:22,943 [ Snorts ] 165 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:24,144 [ Exhales deeply ] 166 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:28,081 ** 167 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,183 Oh, baby! 168 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:32,520 Check this shit out. 169 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:33,654 [ Laughs ] 170 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:34,988 It's an owl. 171 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:36,724 Uh, I don't see an owl. 172 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:38,626 Oh, trust me. 173 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:40,227 It's an owl. 174 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:41,829 [ Car door closes ] 175 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:50,871 [ Clack, whiz ] 176 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:53,106 -[ Grunts ] -Okay, so why "probably"? 177 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,808 Excuse me? 178 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:57,811 You said you'd probably call, maybe, you think. Mm. 179 00:07:57,845 --> 00:08:01,148 It's just that, look, we are both too old to play games. 180 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,083 [ Sighs ] Not that I'm calling you old. 181 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:04,552 I mean, I know you're older than me, because I ran your plates. 182 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:05,919 -Ah! -That's not what I'm... 183 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:07,755 This went a lot better in the bathroom at Arby's. 184 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:09,222 I was practicing in front of the mirror. 185 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:11,759 And it's actually kind of funny, this woman walked in -- 186 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:13,661 that -- it doesn't matter. Look, I like you. 187 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:15,763 Okay, and it obviously makes me nervous 188 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:18,098 and sound like a lunatic, but I like you. 189 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:19,733 Warts and all. 190 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:22,870 Well, it's only one wart. It's just a really big one. 191 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,204 That's okay, I really don't need to -- where is it? 192 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:25,706 It's on my heel. 193 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:27,575 Oh, okay, well, that's actually not so -- 194 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:28,976 what's with the crossbow? 195 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,278 Well, I'm trying to get good at it to impress my son. 196 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:34,548 Been looking at me different ever since the separation, 197 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:36,216 and I think he knows it's my fault. 198 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:38,852 Oh. What'd you do? 199 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,020 Cheat? 200 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,188 Yeah. 201 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:44,124 I mean, kind of. 202 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:45,959 Sort of. 203 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:48,261 [ Stammering ] 204 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:49,863 You know... 205 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:54,134 [ Whispering ] Get down! 206 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:56,236 I think we need to stay below the windows. 207 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:58,639 Okay, baby. 208 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:00,007 And I'm gonna make you some breakfast. 209 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,709 I found some old Chinese food in the fridge. 210 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:02,910 Cool. Okay. 211 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,177 I'm gonna grab my toothbrush 212 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,647 and go upstairs and use the bathroom. 213 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,281 Ooh. Tommy? 214 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:09,650 Yeah, baby? 215 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:12,185 Thanks for taking me on vacation. 216 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,221 Anytime, sweetie. 217 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:17,157 The longer that Marla had access to meth, 218 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:20,828 the longer it was gonna take for her to detoxificate. 219 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:24,131 So, I took matters into my own hands. 220 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:26,967 Okay, I'm confused. 221 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,902 Just back this up a little bit. 222 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:31,304 When exactly did all this happen? 223 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:33,140 Oh... about six months ago. 224 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,008 My wife and I had been fighting a lot, 225 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:36,877 but I was also really unhappy at work. 226 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,812 There was this new timecard system that, 227 00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:40,781 to this day, it still doesn't make sense. 228 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,916 The point is I wasn't sure if it was my marriage 229 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:45,118 that was making me miserable or the stress of my job 230 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:46,820 that was making my marriage miserable. 231 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:48,355 So you opened a Tinder account. 232 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:49,957 Yeah, but not for sex. 233 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:52,059 This is gonna sound crazy. 234 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,728 I thought if I went on a date and it made me happy, 235 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:55,996 I was in a bad marriage. 236 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:58,131 If I went on a date and I was still unhappy, 237 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,834 maybe the marriage wasn't the problem. 238 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,636 -So which was it? -Never found out. 239 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:05,706 My wife's friend saw my profile online and ratted me out. 240 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:07,174 Now, according to my brother, 241 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,810 my wife has a Tinder account of her own, 242 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:12,145 complete with pictures from our honeymoon. 243 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,947 Apparently, she's in a bikini. 244 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:17,985 I'm in the background, cleaning guacamole off my shirt. 245 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,787 You haven't looked at it? 246 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,122 No, it would just make me too angry. 247 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,957 I still hope I can fix things. 248 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,726 I mean, I have to try, right? 249 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,394 This whole thing was my fault. 250 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:30,297 I owe it to my kid. 251 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,865 [ Cell phone chimes ] 252 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,370 [ Sighs ] [ Touchscreen clicking ] 253 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:39,106 [ Bloops ] 254 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,941 [ Chimes ] 255 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,144 [ Clicking resumes ] 256 00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:47,214 [ Bloops ] 257 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:54,387 [ Sighs ] Where is my crystal? 258 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:55,989 [ Door opens ] 259 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:59,092 Start putting some of those timers on the lights. 260 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:00,794 Hopefully, that'll stop people 261 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:05,132 from busting in here and breaking things. 262 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:10,203 I think this toilet is still leaking a little bit. 263 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:13,807 I'm-a go outside and shut all the water off. 264 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,175 Okay. 265 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:26,887 [ Cellphone rings ] 266 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,421 [ Ring ] Hello? 267 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:32,125 [ Bed creaks ] Oh, yeah, Tickles, I know who this is. 268 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:33,961 [ Sighs ] 269 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:36,229 Well, I don't care if you have somebody else. 270 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:38,131 I don't know if I'm-a do this again. 271 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:40,768 The people you rented one of the cabins to broke the toilet. 272 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,302 Whoa! 273 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:43,871 I don't know what a cock-smoocher is, 274 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:46,039 but there's no need for name-calling. 275 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:48,375 You kiss your mama with that mouth? 276 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,411 Uh-huh. So where would I -- 277 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,013 But if you let me... 278 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:58,185 I know, I just -- 279 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,853 Well, okay, I'm sorry, okay? 280 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:03,323 I didn't -- I didn't -- I didn't know that about your mother. 281 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,292 Mesothelioma sounds quite serious. 282 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:08,195 I've seen the commercials during "Price Is Right." 283 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,496 Oh, look, look, look, look. 284 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,965 I'm just saying that when you blackmail somebody 285 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:14,067 and make them give you the keys to their cabins, 286 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,936 it would be nice if you could rent them 287 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:18,305 to people that don't break things. 288 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:19,172 Vivian: Oh. Wilfrid! 289 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:23,310 I hurt my wrist shutting off the water. 290 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,378 Oh, uh, coming! 291 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,080 Oh, I am so sorry. 292 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,949 This -- this shouldn't have ever happened. 293 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:31,451 I just hope this doesn't keep us from line dancing. 294 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:34,354 There's a surprising amount of upper body moves. 295 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:35,823 [ Chuckles ] 296 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,891 [ Engine starts ] 297 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,998 [ Crickets chirping ] 298 00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:46,900 [ Whispering ] Come on, Tommy, it'd dark. 299 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,235 We could just sneak out. 300 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,370 Let's just give it a couple more hours, okay? 301 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:52,205 Maybe you'll start to feel better. 302 00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,507 Oh, you know I can't be locked up with no meth, Tommy. 303 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,877 I would have never even made it through jury duty 304 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,847 if you hadn't have been throwing shit up to my hotel window. 305 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,181 [ Switch clicks ] 306 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,883 Oh, God. 307 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,384 [ Lowered voice ] Hey, what if we get your mind off it? 308 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,353 Hey, how about we watch some Rick Dees online? 309 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,856 I don't want to watch Rick Dees, okay? 310 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,257 I want to score. 311 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,125 Oh, come on, You love watching Rick Dees. 312 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,161 It brings back happy memories from your childhood. 313 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,429 Does it? Does it, Tommy? 314 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,865 Yeah. 315 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:21,001 Do you know what time Rick Dees came on? 316 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,937 At 11:30 at night. 317 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:26,139 You know how old I was? 318 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:29,910 I was 3, because my mom would go out, 319 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,411 and she would leave me home alone at night. 320 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:34,848 I would wake up in the middle of the night, terrified, 321 00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:37,050 and I would turn on the TV for comfort. 322 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,518 How's that sound to you, huh? 323 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:43,556 Does that sound like a happy memory to you? 324 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,959 Bitch would just leave me there. 325 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,962 Night after night, she'd just leave me there. 326 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,497 -Oh, my God. -[ Sighs ] 327 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,900 Without the drugs, 328 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:55,002 you're experiencing real emotions again! 329 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,904 I've seen this on a reality show. 330 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,238 A dental hygienist quit heroin, 331 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,440 and then punched a pony-tailed cousin in the dick 332 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,109 for molesting her. 333 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,477 Baby, this is really good! 334 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,645 I'm...feeling stuff. 335 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,147 You're feeling things! 336 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,182 Oh, baby, I'm so proud of you. 337 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,284 Oh, my God, I knew you could do it. 338 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:12,319 I knew it. 339 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,154 I just knew that you'd get back to your old self 340 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,989 if you just took a break from that stuff. 341 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,257 Oh. 342 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,126 That's why I flushed it down the toilet. 343 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:22,062 [ Breathing heavily ] 344 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,497 You flushed my crystal? 345 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,334 Yeah! Yeah, I knew that if you could just step away from it 346 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,502 for a minute, then, you know, 347 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:32,039 you'd get back to who you really ar-- 348 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,473 [ Grunts ] 349 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:36,109 I am gonna kill you! 350 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:43,616 -You son of a bitch! -Shh! 351 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:48,922 [ Grunting ] 352 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,691 Tommy: Remember, stay low. Marla: I know to stay low. 353 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,928 * Tommy was a hasher from the valley * [ Grunting ] 354 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:59,499 * He was as burnt out as a building from the riots * 355 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:03,370 * He had a rockin' little girlfriend name Marla * 356 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:08,475 * She was a cocktail waitress at the pit * 357 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:09,676 ** 358 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:14,247 * But sometimes on the weekends they'd ride jet skis * 359 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:18,485 * And they'd take a little trailer to the river * 360 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:22,355 * Then bring along a TV to watch Rick Dees * 361 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:27,027 * They smoked dope and snorted crystal * 362 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,195 * Meth 363 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,529 Marla! Remember you love me! 364 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:33,200 I love my meth, too! 365 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:35,235 Maybe you should be together. 366 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,738 * And Marla was as skinny as a fence post * 367 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:42,009 * And the powder in the baggie made her talk * 368 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,510 [ Muffled yelling ] 369 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:47,280 * Sometimes she combed her hair like "Charlie's Angels" * 370 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:51,051 * Sometimes she looked as weird as Mr. Spock * 371 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,553 [ Gasps ] You didn't flush all of it. 372 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:57,457 I kept a little for myself in case I got tired on the drive home. 373 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:58,625 [ Screams ] 374 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,427 You dick! 375 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,528 [ Growls ] 376 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:06,299 * They'd ride his motorcycles in the sand dunes * 377 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:10,537 * They smoked dope and snorted crystal * 378 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,305 * Meth Aah! 379 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:13,573 Come on! 380 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:16,443 [ Grunting ] 381 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,078 You shit! 382 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:22,049 [ Grunting ] 383 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,516 No! No! 384 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:24,517 [ Growls ] [ Thud ] 385 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:28,321 [ Owl hooting in distance, flames crackling ] 386 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:30,790 You gotta look at your wife's Tinder account. 387 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,325 What? 388 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,594 You've gotta look at your wife's Tinder account. 389 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:38,131 No, I said I didn't want -- I'm not ready. 390 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,566 Why are you looking at my wife's Tinder account? 391 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,268 I'm a cop. I like to investigate things. 392 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,669 And, to be honest, I wanted to see what she looked like 393 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,604 in a bikini to see how I measured up. 394 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:47,740 And I've got bigger boobs, but she's got me beat ass to knees. 395 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,276 Read it. 396 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:52,145 [ Animal howling, dog barking in distance ] 397 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,280 [ Sighs ] Okay. 398 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,082 "Looking for fun and adventure, 399 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,184 "preferably with someone who doesn't work late hours 400 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,551 in the medical field." 401 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,687 Well, that seems fairly targeted at me, whatever. 402 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,422 "Someone who can wear flip-flips 403 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:03,790 and isn't allergic to strawberries." 404 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,459 Like I can control any of that, Jessica! 405 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,828 [ Thud ] See, this is why I didn't want to do his. 406 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,498 Read how she describes herself. 407 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:15,268 She likes something called "Game of Thrones"? 408 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:16,703 Uh, she loves watching football. 409 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,738 That's a lie. 410 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,540 Uh, the one thing she still hopes to do in life 411 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,142 is see Prince live in concert. 412 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:24,711 She hopes to one day see Prince live in concert. 413 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,313 Prince is dead! 414 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,714 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to sound so happy about that. 415 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,549 I was actually really devastated. 416 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,618 The point is she wrote this profile before he died. 417 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,253 That was like a year ago. 418 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,787 I know, you said you went on Tinder six months ago. 419 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,656 So she was on Tinder before I was. 420 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:39,592 Yep, her friend didn't find your profile. She did. 421 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:40,593 Holy shit! 422 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,562 She wanted out of this marriage before I did! 423 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,597 -It's not my fault! -It's not your fault! 424 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,133 You want to go out to dinner with me sometime? 425 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,201 You bet your ass I do, you hot little policewoman. 426 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:51,104 [ Loud clanging ] 427 00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:53,406 [ Both screaming ] 428 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,408 [ Thud ] 429 00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,412 Oh, shit. 430 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,553 [ Growls softly ] 431 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,192 [ Grunting ] 432 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,493 [ Owl hooting ] 433 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,728 Must have been a bear. 434 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:21,734 [ Growling ] 435 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:27,407 [ Sniffing ] 436 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,510 [ Roars ] 437 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,146 That's not good. 438 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:38,451 [ Punk rock music playing ] 439 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:41,321 [ Gasps ] 440 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,655 [ Loud clatter ] 441 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,892 [ Crickets chirping ] 442 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,230 What would make a bear act like that? 443 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,531 Honey. 444 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,633 Pick-a-nick basket. 445 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,203 That's all I know about bears. 446 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:59,306 Later, Marla thanked me for flushing her drugs. 447 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,808 She said that it really showed that I cared about her. 448 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,511 And the fact that I was willing to take a beating from her 449 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,280 and stand by her side while a bear could have killed us 450 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,849 made her feel protected for the first time in her life. 451 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,419 I feel so alive and I'm not even high. 452 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:13,953 Oh. It's pretty wild. 453 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:17,424 Pretty wild. 454 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,758 [ Panting ] 455 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,227 Marry me. 456 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,494 [ Gasps ] 457 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:22,962 I thought you didn't believe in marriage. 458 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:23,930 I don't. 459 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:27,234 -I believe in you. -Oh. [ Exhales deeply ] 460 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,702 [ Grunts ] 461 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,338 So anyway, I just can't tell you 462 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,606 how happy we were to break into your cabin. 463 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,208 We really needed a vacation. 464 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:37,644 Marla didn't want to turn on the vacuum 465 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,978 and make a lot of noise, so she crawled around 466 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,747 for an hour or so and picked up about 467 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:44,384 two or three pocketfuls of dirt off the floor. 468 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,819 We never figured out how to turn the water back on, 469 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,688 so we had to poop in a plastic bag. 470 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,490 But we took it with us. 471 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,991 We're not animals. 472 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:55,262 ** 473 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:03,703 * Nobody's gonna love you like I do * 474 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,004 * You can count on that, honey 475 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:09,342 * Nobody's gonna love you like I do * 476 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,610 * Oh, isn't that funny? 477 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,812 * So what you gonna do without me? * 478 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:16,283 * Are you going to settle down? * 479 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:19,786 * Ain't nobody like me's gonna come around * 480 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,994 [ Touchscreen clicking ] 481 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,962 [ Bloop, chime ] 482 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,899 * I won't give back my lovin' 483 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:41,441 * And I wouldn't take it if you asked me to * [ Brakes squeal, air brakes hiss ] 484 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,443 * But you'll get a pretty penny * 485 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:50,883 * You'll trade it in for something new * 486 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,051 Hello? 487 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,354 Is this God's country? 488 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:58,391 That's what the poster says. 489 00:20:58,425 --> 00:20:59,692 Perfect. 490 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:02,629 I think he wants me to meet him here.